Before I was a WCO among other things I worked at a Vet. I was a "kennel attendant" which translates to shit cleaner upper. I don't have a sense of smell so this wasn't that big of a deal for me and I liked being around dogs all day, but one thing really bothered me about the job. There were a lot of high profile dog owners who frequented this place and when they would come into the back they would refuse to address me directly. Even if I was standing next to them they would have to say something to the Dr. like "tell the kennel kid to make sure to....". And so my extreme hated for rich pompous fucking dog ladies came to be! This book is the stuff dreams are made of, seriously I dream about this and wake up really happy in the morning. Watching some trophy wife with a million dollars worth of diamonds on her hand roll a plastic bag over it and pick up her spoiled little shit of a dogs fecal matter, is on about the same level as sex for me. I just found out about this book only minutes before starting this post but I guaranteer you that I will be ordering it off amazon before the night is threw.
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SIDE NOTE: Dont worry, real posts comming soon. This will be the last of the review of product to buy on amazon, posts for a while. Hang tight.
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2 comments:
I'm totally going to leave your blog alone after this, but I have to mention -
When I worked in gallery sales, the same thing used to happen to me. I'd be standing there - 6'1", Yale degree, all the bullshit - and these "ladies" would tell my boss, "So get your assistant to..." like I wasn't even in the room with them, let alone standing right next to them trying to make eye contact. God it sucked. I hate people.
Meanwhile, this is for you and your blog:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/amywilson/2298740101/
I think I would die a little inside if you left my blog alone.
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