tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-69962108714470747922023-11-16T03:54:47.606-08:00Post SkunkA blog for hipsters involved in the wildlife control and removal industry. If you've ever effectively secured a skunk while wearing claw money shades and a neckerchief, or snagged a 35 pound coon using your neon green/ pink zigzaged snare pole.... THIS BLOGS FOR YOUpostskunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17167462850824795368noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6996210871447074792.post-41157140119709444622011-06-27T17:47:00.000-07:002011-06-27T18:14:21.501-07:00Lets Get Creepy<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Just in case your Monday wasn't uncomfortable enough</span></b></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></b></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"></span></b></p><b><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">I've always been a big fan of the awkward and uncomfortable and nothing quite says creepy like, what the London based entertainment company HumanimaL has to offer! You can choose from a wide variety of animals which a 6'2" struggling male model/ probable closet escort with an "athletic and defended physique" will interpretively mimic at the event or lonely Friday night of your choosing. </span></p><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">any lengthy </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:12px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><div style="display: inline !important; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-size:12px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-size:large;"><div style="display: inline !important; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-size:medium;">cynical </span></span></div></span></b></span></span></span></div></span></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:12px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><div style="display: inline !important; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">description would be futile, since words can't express what the wonderful world of youtube has to offer in this department </span></span></div></span></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:12px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><div style="display: inline !important; "><br /></div></span></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UO2zrCExdrU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/l8pLgcgn2cc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/BD6AKnNN1M4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:small;">I don't think this guy made the cut, and I'm pretty sure it's because he's good for a laugh but not the nervous kind?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:small;"><iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/yZKb_-MwM0w" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:small;">if you want to know about HumanimaL in more detail you can check out their website</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:small;"><a href="http://www.humanimals.co.uk/#!__about">HumanimaL</a></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">I highly suggest reading the Testimonial section</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">And if all that didn't make you feel even more uncomfortable on the first day of the week maybe this news clip might hit your creepy bone</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><object id="otvPlayer" width="400" height="268"><param name="movie" value="http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/static/flash/embeddedPlayer/swf/otvEmLoader.swf?version=&station=ktrk&section=&mediaId=8194229&cdnRoot=http://cdn.abclocal.go.com&webRoot=http://abclocal.go.com&configPath=/util/&site="><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><param name="allowNetworking" value="all"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed id="otvPlayer" width="400" height="268" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>allowscriptaccess="always" allownetworking="all" allowfullscreen="true"<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>src="http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/static/flash/embeddedPlayer/swf/otvEmLoader.swf?version=&station=ktrk&section=&mediaId=8194229&cdnRoot=http://cdn.abclocal.go.com&webRoot=http://abclocal.go.com&configPath=/util/&site="></object></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">Cheers</span></div></b><p></p>postskunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17167462850824795368noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6996210871447074792.post-75422246992021703402010-07-29T18:17:00.001-07:002010-07-29T18:30:43.465-07:00Quick Postin the last hour I've found myself captivated but this dude and his Raccoon Willie saga.<br /><br />here's a few clips<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0DfGf4M3QZo&hl=en_US&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0DfGf4M3QZo&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qq4ZtWvjVOE&hl=en_US&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qq4ZtWvjVOE&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br />The only reason I thought this was worthy of writing about was because it's completely hilarious that this dude is always screaming at his pet raccoon for fucking up his house, but (I'm sure even in real life this is true too) he's totally oblivious to how much of a shit hole he lives in to begin with. It's totally priceless<br /><br />Here's a link to the, We buy ugly houses poster boy's, website<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/damygeebo#p/u">http://www.youtube.com/user/damygeebo#p/u</a>postskunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17167462850824795368noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6996210871447074792.post-5077864130056372572010-07-29T16:05:00.000-07:002010-07-29T18:37:10.426-07:00traditional internet dateing is so 2009<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.wunderkabinett.co.uk/gallery/albums/userpics/10003/French_AIDS_posters_med.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 450px; height: 576px;" src="http://www.wunderkabinett.co.uk/gallery/albums/userpics/10003/French_AIDS_posters_med.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">(I know I know it's recycled but it's one of my fav's)</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Match.com is for assholes, and chances are if your on eHarmony you have at lest 2 kids and a wife that's not willing to tickle you Greek style. But the public ridicule and tranys showing up for blind dates is now, a thing of the past.<br /><br />sites like<br />Arachnoboard's Invertsonals<br /><a href="http://www.arachnoboards.com/ab/showthread.php?t=4185">http://www.arachnoboards.com/ab/showthread.php?t=4185</a><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://th09.deviantart.net/fs43/150/i/2009/085/6/c/spider_nerd_by_carissadawn.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 150px; height: 100px;" src="http://th09.deviantart.net/fs43/150/i/2009/085/6/c/spider_nerd_by_carissadawn.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />are lifting the world of online dating straight up onto some next level shit. If you have a pet Tarantula and or whip-tailed scorpion your only chance at finding human companionship is internet dating anyway but also you probably have lived your life as an outcast developing a clever clinical wit that complements your pro status for scamming broads on the net into thinking your physical dimensions and finer facial features are nothing short of Bronson, Van Dam or the Rock depending on what age groups tickles your fancy and how much you no doubt love pro wrestling. But this ruse only works up until you actually have to meet that unsuspecting minx who's been daydreaming all week about the 4 hour 250 rep gym date fully jam packed with loads of musky sweat, sunless spray tans and an all carb dinner for 2. But when Big Johnson shows up minus the Johnson part (which would be you) it doesn't go play out the way the t-shirts have mislead you to believe.<br /><br /><br />So what now? <span style="font-weight: bold;">I'll Fuckin Tell You What Now</span>. You start a bug personals section on your favorite 6+ legged enthusiast forum, and pump the adds full of sexual innuendos that will make your wet dreams seem like amateur hour.<br /><br />here's a few examples to pain a clearer picture for you:<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">I have two, maybe three females ready to go. I would rather buy outright, but would consider a breeding loan. hopefully someone out their has one.</span><br /><br />This little go getter has probably been kicked off craigslist 3 or 4 times for the exact same add but, Fact smart pimps who know craigslist is just one big sting operation, also know that Arachnoboard code has no legal stability in court.<br /><br /><div style="font-style: italic;" class="smallfont"> <strong>Looking for Mature Male Pamphobeteus antinous</strong> </div> <hr style="color: rgb(213, 209, 179); background-color: rgb(213, 209, 179); font-style: italic;" size="1"> <!-- / icon and title --> <!-- message --><span style="font-style: italic;"> Hey</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"> I have a 7" female that is about to molt any day, so i guess its about time to look for a male.</span><img style="font-style: italic;" src="http://www.arachnoboards.com/ab/images/smilies/smile.gif" alt="" title="Smilie" class="inlineimg" border="0" /> <span style="font-style: italic;"> willing to do standard 50/50 on slings</span> <span style="font-style: italic;"> Thanks</span><br /><br />I'm not sure you guys could handle it if I broke this one down for yall, but use you imagination...........and it still won't be as filthy as the real thing!<br /><br /><div class="smallfont"> <strong><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">FL: Lampropelma sp Borneo Black</span></strong> </div> <hr style="color: rgb(213, 209, 179); background-color: rgb(213, 209, 179); font-style: italic;" size="1"> <!-- / icon and title --> <!-- message --> <div style="font-style: italic;" id="post_message_1669243"> It pains me to say my guy is finally mature. Molted today. Looking to do a loan because I would love to have more of these guys. He needs about a week to harden up before he can go. PM if interested. </div><br /><br />break down by sentence<br /><br />Middle age crisis. Finnaly went forward with the old jew snip. Might want kids some day. too much baitin not enough datein needs some time to heal.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I could go on forever with this but I think you guys get the picture.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/11/29/tarantula-pack-1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 450px; height: 488px;" src="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/11/29/tarantula-pack-1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />My favorite part about this photo is I found it by typing Nerd Tarantula into google images<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://blognerdytome.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/the-hairy-t.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 375px; height: 500px;" src="http://blognerdytome.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/the-hairy-t.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />coincidentally this one came up too, and I found myself enchanted by the mix of this extremely hairy every place but where it counts Charles Manson/lord of the rings Wizard, ogling up some totally sweet Magic cards (and you know there the good ones cause there in the glass case) while grabbing a handful of feline belly fat.<br /><br /><br />And that's all I have to say about that<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">I'M BACK BITCHES!</span></span>postskunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17167462850824795368noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6996210871447074792.post-15730363631082778572009-03-25T20:44:00.000-07:002009-03-25T21:58:22.268-07:00This Bat Went To Fuckin Space! What Have You Done Lately?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4ntbemw6Cz3yO1FezGfIDn3D9yNK8DPJLpI-5sdoeBnbohEYn0RqutBziddqn3ylFsDD_ReFvequnBq31mxjsbgr3VTeox3A4INSBJt2cPi-l1KKq7rNqYIHwzA5UyYbY7IbFu8dnFfb1/s1600-h/0_21_bat_450.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 311px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4ntbemw6Cz3yO1FezGfIDn3D9yNK8DPJLpI-5sdoeBnbohEYn0RqutBziddqn3ylFsDD_ReFvequnBq31mxjsbgr3VTeox3A4INSBJt2cPi-l1KKq7rNqYIHwzA5UyYbY7IbFu8dnFfb1/s400/0_21_bat_450.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5317341474989207218" border="0" /></a><br /><br />On March 15 2009 Shit got real for one very brave bat. This little....Hero was launched into the final frontier, clinging onto the space shuttle discovery. I like to think that before he took off he spent his last few hours with his broad, making animal crackers dance on her breasts and blasting Aerosmith.<br /> One can only speculate as to why he did it. Maybe he found himself inspired by Obama, Shit if a black man can become President a why can't a bat go to Space, Lance Bass did it?<br /><br /><br /><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 0px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-01982315005431987 visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ibq2IwznCgc&hl=en&fs=1"></a><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ibq2IwznCgc&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ibq2IwznCgc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>postskunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17167462850824795368noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6996210871447074792.post-86719914347329234752009-01-06T13:19:00.000-08:002009-01-06T15:36:28.722-08:00A Gauntlet for the Fashionable FalconerAs far as I know or am concerned there are only two types of single glove wearing people who are readily excepted in society today, the first is Michal J ( and I know thats a stretch) and the second is the ever so bad ass Falconer!<div><br /></div><div><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdL1Dk5ycWhtC31Yb7gr0JfVReFNejfx4vwfdwaWPO1ertK_FtffQscFA5iDkjonoi6vgDTNX-ckbfDQTSa67qCFADswqYgKnTIkJIADOwBqkBuL4DWMeptpGHkcI8QtOyFH8rPD6KbnRI/s1600-h/g-1002.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 283px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdL1Dk5ycWhtC31Yb7gr0JfVReFNejfx4vwfdwaWPO1ertK_FtffQscFA5iDkjonoi6vgDTNX-ckbfDQTSa67qCFADswqYgKnTIkJIADOwBqkBuL4DWMeptpGHkcI8QtOyFH8rPD6KbnRI/s400/g-1002.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5288321342906804194" /></a><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">The Power Glove</span></div><div>"Everything else is child's play"</div><div>The year was 1989, the only explanation I can think of for this masterpiece is the nerds over in product development at Nintendo, called up DeLorean got him to bring over a large amount of crystal meth invited Steven Hawking to the party then pumped the volume all the way up and played <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Paul Engermann - Push it to the limit</span> on repeat untill they managed to travel threw time to the future, swipe the T-1000 robot arm from Miles Dyson, then time travel back to present day 1989 duplicate its technology and presto the PowerGlove was born. Coincidentally this is also why the human race will be destroyed by machines in the not so distant future.</div><div><br /></div><div>This is probably the singal most radical choice for a gauntlet glove. A union between falconer, raptor, and technology where children become men and apprentices become masters. And the input cord can double as a leash for the jesses.</div><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UfyxWhwia90&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UfyxWhwia90&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Boglins</span></div><div>If you can get your hands on some of these bad boys then I would assume you probably already have some, because their pretty fuckin cool. Falconry is just the catalyst needed for putting these retro favorites back into circulation were they belong. Don't let the commercial fool you their not for kids, their actually for prefectly normal self respecting adults.</div><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Pcor3EbCnP4&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Pcor3EbCnP4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">The Claw</span></div><div>I've always had an affinity for anything with pinchers. Land and water carbs, lobsters, crayfish, scorpians, I actually went thew a phase in my life were I owned all of them and basically made them the focus of any and all 2d and 3d work I did. So I might gravitate towards something like a lobster or crab claw mitt when fisting my raptor.</div><br /><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgP3gqDo_wv2QedamJYcQzCxdRQDNwhn3lvnvqZnlHZ5tjCgZKjVx2dj_JELYpSMttlD0pq2bAkGyPOu_6Ei8Gr3Bltny-N60MH8Z6tO-VHvR_NRr3YoYqDpDLspyY2_-Q4Rfw3f7Lz9Nfb/s400/2997441956_28b8a652c0.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5288317216401503746" /><br /><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Gauntlet Glove DON'Ts</span></div><div><br /></div><div>Seriously, your playing with fire if you go fuckin around and using the skywalker glove for falconry. You may even loose your falconers license. Fish Game and Wildlife are real strict about that shit.</div><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhDtP_8B9plbU01UaDf4h-4ztdO0UKnlxhHdWkMJF7yqbJM2dwjXutsl0Bmet6shzRj_i6pLljwvsanCqvy73Qk1ACUJgiPpLAaPDjWWtJC7QwsMtLLxF3QX52hoSZWm_KdDYwGiKV4m_m/s1600-h/277728.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 310px; height: 310px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhDtP_8B9plbU01UaDf4h-4ztdO0UKnlxhHdWkMJF7yqbJM2dwjXutsl0Bmet6shzRj_i6pLljwvsanCqvy73Qk1ACUJgiPpLAaPDjWWtJC7QwsMtLLxF3QX52hoSZWm_KdDYwGiKV4m_m/s400/277728.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5288318450614909810" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div>And if you asking yourself "I wonder if my collectible Witchblade glove might be appropriate to help me become a fashionable falconer?" </div><div><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqAfZIbbZNA03zoohkhyvXGUO3wE4HRBwj_tILLaulBVuZYo9uOz0-2d8ehrkdEbvxBnDe7XxKkRfbHJt22HoEFgOGIuWKVaJpWpFCn1tE41ftGi8fLfMsl_R8271iMkjF129_An_0fHQG/s1600-h/wb7_large.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqAfZIbbZNA03zoohkhyvXGUO3wE4HRBwj_tILLaulBVuZYo9uOz0-2d8ehrkdEbvxBnDe7XxKkRfbHJt22HoEFgOGIuWKVaJpWpFCn1tE41ftGi8fLfMsl_R8271iMkjF129_An_0fHQG/s400/wb7_large.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5288320759289073234" /></a><br /><br /></div><div>Then the only thing I have to say to you is........Go Back To Jerking Off With Your Vamperella Comics And Get The Fuck Off My Blog!</div>postskunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17167462850824795368noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6996210871447074792.post-87231314821594818472008-10-20T14:30:00.000-07:002008-10-24T12:42:39.166-07:00Don't Herper Hate<span style="font-size:130%;">You Think Just Cause a Guy Likes Reptiles He Can't Start Some Shit!</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOlouf2-dEGcYh3gSnr8iDhrtU9advVFB2UIZo2gsjNiGMku3PTSt0tAp6_VHp_pBedBiahaS3vNKLBke_WJh9QeEWO4rGMVTVvxuhaZN4nOE-jaPQSEdVkXhRNdqWQknBzIsezfzWzS_s/s1600-h/show-photos-19.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOlouf2-dEGcYh3gSnr8iDhrtU9advVFB2UIZo2gsjNiGMku3PTSt0tAp6_VHp_pBedBiahaS3vNKLBke_WJh9QeEWO4rGMVTVvxuhaZN4nOE-jaPQSEdVkXhRNdqWQknBzIsezfzWzS_s/s400/show-photos-19.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5259363491927344034" border="0" /></a><br /><br />The pinch of goose bumps shrink wrapped to the coarse black hair that stood at attention on my bare white ass, woke me up Saturday morning. I fumbled into my pink AA undies while leaning in to kiss my super sexy girlfriend still passed out under the the covers. I pulled myself into my car and threw my hood up while I waited for the heat to kick in and burn the frost off my windshield then.... Bell Biv Devo started blaring from my phone, Yea that's right I have the Northern Berks Reptile Show programed into my cell calender and I'm not afraid to admit it.<br /><br />So I rolled into Hamburg about 11, and I had to circle the lot 4 or 5 times before I could find a spot. The line for admission trailed out the door a hundred or so feet. Apparently I've been out of the reptile game for a while cause the last time I was there, which was probably 6 or 7 years ago, there wasn't a quarter as many people as there was on Saturday. The lot was filled with characters from all walks of life, apparently Stetson hats are big in 08 with reptile enthusiasts. The girl standing in front of me wearing a purple fedora was making wise cracks about the geico commercial were they classify the gecko as an amphibian which made me laugh... mostly because every time that commercial comes on I'm guilty of snickering "ppssshh fuckin idiots!" under my breath. Some old bloak pushing 60 strolled buy getting all heated about a colinoscophy he had that resulted in a rather sever infection in his anouse. After soaking in the local color for about 30 minutes I finally made it in.<br /><br />Womas and Vipers and Frogs Oh My<br /><br />Shit just got real! If you don't frequent herp expos aside from needing a lesson in cool, you have no idea what your missing. I turn to my left as woman that looks like she just walked off the set of Baps breezed by me pinching her cell between her 4 inch acrylic nails just past her I see a skull cap wearing thugs sharing his thoughts with a wet curl pony tailed taped glasses wearing dweeb I look to my right and see a father with his 2 boys, fresh off a J Crew photo shoot, asking for husbandry advice from what could have been Dee Sniders stunt double from Strange Land, I look straight ahead and see a group of sceansters staring into a baby alligator tank their eyes twinkling with delight completely void of any feelings of superiority. In this crazy backwards world I just walked into it doesn't matter what your wearing, what you look like or where you came from , but don't worry kids this seemingly faceless utopia of wonder doesn't lack the social higher Archy that we all strive to climb. So here's what you need to know to get down in reptile town, this is a potential hipster gold mine.<br /><br />Ball Pythons<br />Their huge right now, but don't go running to PetSmart just yet Blood lines will make or break your buzz worthy potential.<br /><br />Normal Ball Python: This is like the equivalent of a peace from the Jesse James Collection at Walmart<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIWvXK5ai-aGMLp-8ho1rrlfHB3hWe2BbcVyQfI34Dc_gyOpiN3ytbbC8QqQhH4CSErVfMNGZgqHO5CpIe8rJ4EfUWCu3G4bnOJO_rn3GZ1RO2FzkwzbPN3zU9t9zNNadagF3vNZwEcOa9/s1600-h/ball1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIWvXK5ai-aGMLp-8ho1rrlfHB3hWe2BbcVyQfI34Dc_gyOpiN3ytbbC8QqQhH4CSErVfMNGZgqHO5CpIe8rJ4EfUWCu3G4bnOJO_rn3GZ1RO2FzkwzbPN3zU9t9zNNadagF3vNZwEcOa9/s400/ball1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5260114354181342562" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Caramel Albino Ball Python: Something your personal shopper might pick up for you at Sacks<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjIT9E1ABkMmizNH1dArAX-vlBO26hVNTMq3hEsez0RsK-es7fGM_ZZYJ4LEObA0Yxusryn2TYiDx7myAMeAZ5V-vP4Xe5OTnmB1MZXsVWU-yHXbGo9eCYIXhFnyHuerUtw4P_51ci4Gve/s1600-h/bhb9.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjIT9E1ABkMmizNH1dArAX-vlBO26hVNTMq3hEsez0RsK-es7fGM_ZZYJ4LEObA0Yxusryn2TYiDx7myAMeAZ5V-vP4Xe5OTnmB1MZXsVWU-yHXbGo9eCYIXhFnyHuerUtw4P_51ci4Gve/s400/bhb9.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5260114689686308194" border="0" /></a><br /><br />For those who understand Neon's and Pastels go with everything here's a few hot items to consider<br /><br />Rhino Viper<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpyf2UH59Rsvd_SNrvO_wOc6sSs7sJp8ysJ-MqVbvg5Wi9baXjM2CiWl_-DbMH0qDeYFOqgqRaA5UuayeUA7YA4D_ZWMROgN4Jb72-vnRx2AS8OvxfJNCMeeSpsIC5yOAcojfUHMRtxLTL/s1600-h/Picture1987Small.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; 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width: 400px; height: 268px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMDTpSR1ukePdynRKOFYjPFJuduy03mJfxsRtnADG1KLcpYKsup5ueqwV3DrU6-Qfc9z5-9XEteQVnrEgmKrbDG43fdB_Z7TXF1hlXW65OduwoyZTTJjrQDiUay6ofhjLzYme8YBZswN21/s400/2-dartfrogjpg.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5260788103139522738" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br />My New Edition to The PostSkunk Family</span><br /><br />I managed to show a great deal of self restraint threw out the day. I'm not gonna lie, if I had 2k to drop I would have picked up this leachianus that was about the size of a guinea pig, it was probably one of the most beautiful creatures I've ever seen, I got a little bit of movement. But when it came to the Baby Alligator Snappers I couldn't resist. They have found wild Alligator Snappers with bullets lodged in them from the Civil war the largest confirmed turtle weighed in at 236 lbs. And if that isn't Bad Ass enough for you, while researching them, I found several news articles about an Alligator snapper at the New England Aquarium that was seized in an NYC drug raid. Apparently the Drug dealer was using it to guard his stash, and even better yet they all reported that this was a growing trend with drug dealers! And While I might not be using it to guard drugs, A guy with an Alligator Snapper is not someone with whom to Fuck.<br /><br />Name: Boogie Board<br />Ocupation: Cool<br />Status: So 2009<br /><br /><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 15px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-09287959086264844 visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/xwdk7NJncgo&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&fs=1"></a><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xwdk7NJncgo&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xwdk7NJncgo&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>postskunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17167462850824795368noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6996210871447074792.post-27571491109964158842008-10-10T12:02:00.000-07:002008-10-10T14:27:18.565-07:00USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!<span style="font-weight: bold;">My Friday Top 5 YouTube Count Down</span><br /><br />So I took it easy today, ran earns and did office shit instead of doing on site work, mainly because there is a <span style="font-weight: bold;">Friday The Thirteenth, The Series</span> marathon on the Sci Fi channel and honestly this shits bangging just as hard as it did back in 89! Now I have 45 minutes to kill before my 4:00 inspection so I figured I'd share a few youtube clips that eather people have sent me or I've come across threw my streaming video travels, that have really tickled my fancy.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">#5</span><br />I had this one tucked away in my favorites for a while, and honestly it never gets old. I think the boogie board pump really fuels its Stay Power!<br /><br /><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 15px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-08799037609384304 visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/zjFcT_4WtxM&hl=en&fs=1"></a><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 15px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-08799037609384304 visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/zjFcT_4WtxM&hl=en&fs=1"></a><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zjFcT_4WtxM&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zjFcT_4WtxM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">#4</span><br />Katykraft sent me this one Via Myspace and I think it speaks for itself<br /><br /><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 15px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-08799037609384304 visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/As9kUIB-KMM&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=fr&fs=1"></a><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/As9kUIB-KMM&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=fr&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/As9kUIB-KMM&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=fr&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">#3</span><br />This one goes out to all you Democrats out there, you might want to put down Cherly Temples so you don't choke on the cherry!<br />(complements of Alison V)<br /><br /><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 15px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-08799037609384304 visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/JALSuBKyWgw&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&fs=1"></a><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JALSuBKyWgw&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JALSuBKyWgw&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">#2</span><br />This is who I've been partying with lately<br />(complements of Amy)<br /><br /><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 15px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-08799037609384304 visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/9iPNwMXDJe8&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&fs=1"></a><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9iPNwMXDJe8&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9iPNwMXDJe8&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">#1</span><br />And for the number one spot I've got something real special for you kids. This Video Completes Me! Learn it, Know it, Live it!<br /><br /><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 0px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-08799037609384304 visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/xHzSBEVbXtM&hl=en&fs=1"></a><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 0px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-08799037609384304 visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/xHzSBEVbXtM&hl=en&fs=1"></a><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xHzSBEVbXtM&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xHzSBEVbXtM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>postskunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17167462850824795368noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6996210871447074792.post-74938760369654211962008-09-09T09:23:00.000-07:002008-09-11T12:26:15.558-07:00PostSunk and The Time Machine + Costa Rica = Legendary Binder<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgc5Ja7HXHuc5Lh9VSoVYN73zJLOpogZG45mCKofmGP_nYvm9nj2qE8R6XErUNdp1g9KknOKRu4jhNdiJCwCy16QFwPBsDN6KZhy3MGCLExskgP2oZNwn994lwM6xGmcKwxKaOZrcKqqL8/s1600-h/PSCOSTA.gif"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgc5Ja7HXHuc5Lh9VSoVYN73zJLOpogZG45mCKofmGP_nYvm9nj2qE8R6XErUNdp1g9KknOKRu4jhNdiJCwCy16QFwPBsDN6KZhy3MGCLExskgP2oZNwn994lwM6xGmcKwxKaOZrcKqqL8/s400/PSCOSTA.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5244089158198727138" border="0" /></a><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>We arrived in Miami @ 9:20 am Wednesday morning. The flight from Newark was nothing short of Obnoxious. The mood was set, it wasn't a good one but during are brief stint in Miami International it was about to take a serious shift Which would set the mood for the next nine days. It took us 15 minutes to find a bar that would serve us at 9:35 in the am but during our travels threw the terminals Frequent signs that read Admirals club this way brought new hope to our declaration of war on sobriety. We turned countless corner and then low and behold their she was, like a street harlot and her sweet talking siren-esk accomplice the smokers lounge not far behind. I was scratching my neck like I had bugs under my skin jones'n for a trip to flavor country, so Time Machine hit up the bar while I rekindled my friendship with good old Philip Morris.<br /></div><div><div> The Machine roles up to the Bar gabs a moheto, an elegant choice for the am, and asks the bar Maid politely "Am I aloud to bring this outside into the Smokers lounge?" at which point she leaned forward, pushed her elbows into the bar and her palms into her face as if she was about to proposition him, then says "Honey, This is Miami! You can do what ever the Fuck You Want!"</div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>He then proceeded to join me outside acceding threw the cloud of smoke, Tobacco enthusiasts, and Florida's native fauna, reminiscent of Sogornie Weiver fighting to save a gray back Gorilla. I'm two butts deep and we raise our eyebrows in sketched out amusement as this busted broad sitting to my left revels she's a model/artist/recording artist/philly native/lonely/problematic drinker/has a brother who called her mom a slut and got a shotgun pulled in his face by his step dad and he's a pussy because of it or something like that/ect./ect./ect./ect. to the, I'm assuming, total trash on the other end of her sidekick.</div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>In an effort to avoid sheer classless fever we sucked down the rest of our cigarets and made a b line back to the Admirals club. In approach we were greeted by a Dior sunglass wearing greased up Miamite Fag, that I'm pretty sure wasn't flying but rather trying to pick up young unassuming drunk traveling boys at the local airport bar, who proceeded to try to strike up a conversation with the Machine saying something like" so your back for more" undressing me and him with his eyes the whole time he breathed " and you've brought friends, how delightful." trying not to soak in to much of his over bering efeminine lisp we burn by him too and hit up the bar maid for some more juice. Time takes down a tequila combo meal while I house an extra large bloody mary, then take off back to our terminal in hopes of boarding.<br /></div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span> On our Journey back I started to glair at this skantolusly Fab fedora wearing, G N R T shirt rockin, evil eye giving broad. Then realize that she can smell the testosterone coming her way, Which Lohans Siscor Sister obviously didn't not appreciate. We got on the plane, took off, and were on our way to San Jose.<br /></div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>I didn't have much chance to keep a log of the rest of the trip. Our time was mostly consumed by dollar twenty five litters of Beer, Public Nudity, Brushes with the various security Guards, Exotic animal hunts, Redefining the meaning of the fraise Pool Party, Knee Drop after Knee Drop, general debauchery, and photo shoots that will basically ensure I never get elected to public office. So with that said I present you with <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">American Boys in Costa Rica </span>AKA the rest of the trip!<br /></div><div><br /></div><div><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-ns0bx9DKjQ&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-ns0bx9DKjQ&hl=" fs="1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span style="font-size:130%;">This was one of the more classic moments of the trip, which I believe needs it's own spot light in this post.</span><br /><br />So were at this water fall in La Fortuna surrounded by rain forest and Time see these dudes hanging out on a rock. He try's to say whats up but alas they don't speak English. So he proceeds to point to their bannana hamicks, then to his bannana hamick, then to the camra.... Walks up to them, puts his arm around one and, pose for the camra. I guess they didn't know what to make of this so they just went along with it. It was FUCKIN CLASSIC<br /><br /><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitBkh_4pl-DSV1d9wxTKb7kdfXnk4WCqr71HLNyhaqTjG-caMJ9I4mb2bF2mDtt8t6_aPy44msaGUzN7blaTIzo3sYCH2H6sCSVxjc4-O4JIPF-TexMG4hSxcah6WxtHCJsZ6MpHTyXgoG/s1600-h/2840946339_a74a90a699.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitBkh_4pl-DSV1d9wxTKb7kdfXnk4WCqr71HLNyhaqTjG-caMJ9I4mb2bF2mDtt8t6_aPy44msaGUzN7blaTIzo3sYCH2H6sCSVxjc4-O4JIPF-TexMG4hSxcah6WxtHCJsZ6MpHTyXgoG/s400/2840946339_a74a90a699.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5244845745097925426" border="0" /></a><br /><br />You Should Check Out Time Machines blog at<br /><span style="font-size:78%;">click the link below</span><br /><br /><a href="http://thepartydolphin.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size:130%;">The Party Dolphin</span></a><br /></div><br /></div></div>postskunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17167462850824795368noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6996210871447074792.post-73974311744911229682008-08-01T14:28:00.000-07:002008-08-01T14:31:32.778-07:00My BadSorry I haven't been posting lately I've been busy having sex. My Bad<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Heres a photo to hold you over</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg731ZfSfrZ80v9tJYpJxvU8EiRs8sDZL7a9HtZ8xLTrAnAOPlc1-A8my4Y1gautG8_t92Bcqwf0_gQuaxU42MzKI4maTl-kVwwDyDckyq-PhI40Lsh3WUDv4itR98Bp0xRFPUnEbXmZiHR/s1600-h/l_4ce6d68fad7f4b2ac601b5eccc7dc094.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg731ZfSfrZ80v9tJYpJxvU8EiRs8sDZL7a9HtZ8xLTrAnAOPlc1-A8my4Y1gautG8_t92Bcqwf0_gQuaxU42MzKI4maTl-kVwwDyDckyq-PhI40Lsh3WUDv4itR98Bp0xRFPUnEbXmZiHR/s400/l_4ce6d68fad7f4b2ac601b5eccc7dc094.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5229664886198236050" border="0" /></a>postskunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17167462850824795368noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6996210871447074792.post-77253037417651515412008-05-22T13:49:00.000-07:002008-05-22T14:24:17.801-07:00Q & ADear Postskunk,<br /><br />1) What happens to the animals once you catch them? I know you release them, but where?<br /><br />2) What sort of training does one have to endure to become a licensed WCO?<br /><br />3) What was the worst attack you ever sustained from an animal?<br /><br />4) What is happening to the adorable family of motherless fox pups??<br /><br />I could go on...<br /><br />xo - Amy<br /><br />The Short Answers:<br /><br />1) Two words........Show Business<br /><br /><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 15px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-07026581815165663 visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/deqx2VeiLaY&hl=en"></a><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/deqx2VeiLaY&hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/deqx2VeiLaY&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><br />2)<br /><br /><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 15px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-07026581815165663 visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/ebIScDCGjxk&hl=en"></a><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ebIScDCGjxk&hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ebIScDCGjxk&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><br />3) It was from a Vietnamese Fire Breathing Bat back in the early days, when sideburns were still cool!<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyVBBwhCHf_RZztzSdlWPwKZ1pyj8omEhkyygnJ8ftwTkb6gjWSIDAVmWYYZXgriYKayh_XLivsm8eVWHm9WVnMcFhoIRWODYR6VO4pWnDMU-ZfhrisIqc1-XbSNaWyZ_08V_smU5m9t5k/s1600-h/241080517_l.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyVBBwhCHf_RZztzSdlWPwKZ1pyj8omEhkyygnJ8ftwTkb6gjWSIDAVmWYYZXgriYKayh_XLivsm8eVWHm9WVnMcFhoIRWODYR6VO4pWnDMU-ZfhrisIqc1-XbSNaWyZ_08V_smU5m9t5k/s400/241080517_l.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5203309583596893250" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />4) I'm not sure.......the ungrateful little shits never write!<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br />I saw this today in the News and I though it might be Blog-worthy<br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">His name is Yosuke, he was missing but when the cops picked him up he eventually told them his name and address. This guy is almost as cool as the African Grey that let us know that "the Rapture is coming" and that we need to read our bibles! Click Here for the post with his video in it </span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><a href="http://postskunk.blogspot.com/2008/02/let-me-tell-you-about-another-person.html">Let me tell you about another person who thinks animals are cute........Jesue</a></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><br /></span><br /><a href="http://www.myembarq.com/news/news_reader.php?storyid=16078660&feedid=271">Click her to read the whole Yosuke saga </a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://newsimages.emerald.synacor.com/ap_photos/a260a602-cdfd-4554-bf44-32d13f5a0e85.jpeg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://newsimages.emerald.synacor.com/ap_photos/a260a602-cdfd-4554-bf44-32d13f5a0e85.jpeg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">One Last Thing</span><br />Fan mail Photo of me & my #1 K9 Fan<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEga_0rFTPaJ7iL43QTx331mYIR9l2K4vQ_m1N5A4R4JhBiS8vgbqDAH5d1ZiKlG7uKZzyLgAEcNZrjKZ5nn7rdWJO8yTyhYPtQOiInZtLbnU9evOcNigQHEPBzW-GyMZxcWf4zsphDQdyrU/s1600-h/IMG_4095.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEga_0rFTPaJ7iL43QTx331mYIR9l2K4vQ_m1N5A4R4JhBiS8vgbqDAH5d1ZiKlG7uKZzyLgAEcNZrjKZ5nn7rdWJO8yTyhYPtQOiInZtLbnU9evOcNigQHEPBzW-GyMZxcWf4zsphDQdyrU/s400/IMG_4095.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5203314539989152850" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Disclamer: PostSkunk does not condone drinking while Controlling Wild Animals!postskunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17167462850824795368noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6996210871447074792.post-75299936726751435082008-05-10T19:44:00.000-07:002008-05-10T20:57:38.219-07:00What Does This Cowboy Think This Is Livejournal?Wildlife waits for no one man so I've been working around the clock tryin to keep the peace with this whole Man vs Nature Suburban hustle I call a job/ Way of Life! (hence the recent lack of content on my little blogspot brainchild) And not to sound like a winnie little bitch or anything but, this week I feel like I didn't embrace my Catchin Skunks Gettin Paid Credo the way it's meant to be embraced (Background: I attribute my business sense to Cam'ron but instead of selling crack I catch Wild animals........no homo ya know)<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Two things that Tickled my Fancy in an otherwise shitty week</span><br /><br />#1: <a href="http://www.blahblahbitchblahblah.blogspot.com/">Blah Blah Bitch [THE BLOG-E-BLOG]</a> sent me the Sun Lips - Black Moth Super Rainbow video, which I'd never seen before and now am totally in love with! Check It Out<br /><br /><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 15px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-09320183369343228 visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/MC6aAs4kkbY&hl=en"></a><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MC6aAs4kkbY&hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MC6aAs4kkbY&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><br />#2: I'm smitten with this picture of <a href="http://amywilson.wordpress.com/">Amy</a> I found on her myspace page.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiXDBPLc3pR014l9v25Z9TnlcqmshOBpdd9azbF4ewNNfha6OFx65Ty4jjD89RIeyljh2JwWmXsETBDWjsAFDtYnEwDQci5i5TS3kXAnFXBUqodaPq8GCbnC6mYIW4LiPkOqREXc60OJH9/s1600-h/amy.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiXDBPLc3pR014l9v25Z9TnlcqmshOBpdd9azbF4ewNNfha6OFx65Ty4jjD89RIeyljh2JwWmXsETBDWjsAFDtYnEwDQci5i5TS3kXAnFXBUqodaPq8GCbnC6mYIW4LiPkOqREXc60OJH9/s400/amy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5198957529291521442" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Super Fan # 1 over here really knows what this PostSkunk shit is all about. Get a load of how Rad this photo is! Is She at a Furry convention? Is this some kind of bootleg mascot dive bar? Is Amy fallowing Paul McCarthys lead and producing some sort of Disney-esk erotic performance art? Maybe in Prague animal costumes are like a really big scene & this was the Vaca photo I didn't see? Maybe it's something really great I can't even think of yet?.....<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">ASK POSTSKUNK: YOU GOT QUESTIONS? I GOT ANSWERS!<br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Submit all questions in the form of comments at the bottom of this post! I'll Answer them in a new post next week!<br />If this proves Blog worthy I'll do it regularly, if you think this is a lame idea comment about how it sux!<br /></span><br /></span>postskunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17167462850824795368noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6996210871447074792.post-701276748144037592008-04-27T21:43:00.000-07:002008-04-27T23:19:03.986-07:00Um excuse me, whats this post about again?<span style="font-size:130%;">It's Monday morning, 2:00 am, have to work in a few hours, this is what I got for ya tonight cowboys and girls.<br /></span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZLRNrQr_lpig3ALkeTs1tfA8O13P0yjfwDwXLBVNrkp5IWwGghwP1RMTNLudZwyqFo0nf_B1f22-2pqedZ9ykSCNmw9YKw9B36FeXjJUbKOOpEjRt8QXA0yzioeu2OpaEz-_BQKo0yu2g/s1600-h/P1000709.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZLRNrQr_lpig3ALkeTs1tfA8O13P0yjfwDwXLBVNrkp5IWwGghwP1RMTNLudZwyqFo0nf_B1f22-2pqedZ9ykSCNmw9YKw9B36FeXjJUbKOOpEjRt8QXA0yzioeu2OpaEz-_BQKo0yu2g/s400/P1000709.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194154979925606850" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br />Um excuse me, could you please turn down that light we've got a wicked handover?</span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqr8PuP07fzJJzFfZtCFdnNlIgWSInIJlUn0Nxw4a2AJGLqCeZlpxgQQEAcVGykL_A7GlVWz4ag7uO30-Em93buL78SrvPrIaLFuxKhSqyRX19zt5PuI_vcPOKMCxKCGibsvfsgQ7EVcXI/s1600-h/P1010383.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqr8PuP07fzJJzFfZtCFdnNlIgWSInIJlUn0Nxw4a2AJGLqCeZlpxgQQEAcVGykL_A7GlVWz4ag7uO30-Em93buL78SrvPrIaLFuxKhSqyRX19zt5PuI_vcPOKMCxKCGibsvfsgQ7EVcXI/s400/P1010383.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194154992810508754" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Um excuse me, I seem to have gotten myself in a bit of a pickle here?</span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghi5g4WP-Rag4lciwSzBiMjeh3FRNcg7D8Rba7hOEdL7HjVLL_m96UfPun84RxBxYYwDFgz8AOq-nY_jTCk38dufynPOP5SF-uotK47wYvLj6mDhqgTtUdVSC20_QJfoV_kBJvdl4-ugtD/s1600-h/P1010389.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghi5g4WP-Rag4lciwSzBiMjeh3FRNcg7D8Rba7hOEdL7HjVLL_m96UfPun84RxBxYYwDFgz8AOq-nY_jTCk38dufynPOP5SF-uotK47wYvLj6mDhqgTtUdVSC20_QJfoV_kBJvdl4-ugtD/s400/P1010389.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194154997105476066" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br />Um excuse me, ya think you could spare a Marlboro?</span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimNvg2kdEwP3TMGUng2gLZHpodf2OKFOhBUM-3eujiHnycwla7AWFmJYrNMnkrVwY2WoY6m0mvhdFd0GBz2FzewSF2qkb9j_CPaSsLpzDPhxYm6aQlM0HXD_I1p4sxyuleK-STVAkJfaaM/s1600-h/P1010406.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimNvg2kdEwP3TMGUng2gLZHpodf2OKFOhBUM-3eujiHnycwla7AWFmJYrNMnkrVwY2WoY6m0mvhdFd0GBz2FzewSF2qkb9j_CPaSsLpzDPhxYm6aQlM0HXD_I1p4sxyuleK-STVAkJfaaM/s400/P1010406.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194155001400443378" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Um excuse me, did you ever know how fun digging holes is cause it's really really fun, seriously I'm really good at it?</span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfqnT37RMdrgT1OQ6qcnko_UOYW5Vt0LsUpvLE2Oej8AgdVegp4O7Di5CJA53ChxnSjADMBv9L0wOWYCq-yi8dHasEPWRtJFx_oCi-G9jGF7QENUTRTj-E3obVR_xIP4ZLipX5JawZoQ19/s1600-h/P1010567.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfqnT37RMdrgT1OQ6qcnko_UOYW5Vt0LsUpvLE2Oej8AgdVegp4O7Di5CJA53ChxnSjADMBv9L0wOWYCq-yi8dHasEPWRtJFx_oCi-G9jGF7QENUTRTj-E3obVR_xIP4ZLipX5JawZoQ19/s400/P1010567.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194155009990377986" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Um excuse me, would you happen to have any more raw chicken?</span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZDvH1FhN1r63CqvIYZjCH2RFNrAMGWijxGg8s1hyil5GLhHOyecVtNUELMJJj7R7IaZeRkWBGPlz7_3yjnldF0LhrDxxDObrMLB-y5n_hqlP8RP90jByXB-XdRTmck9Cwyl2ArPbuI0jT/s1600-h/P1010336.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZDvH1FhN1r63CqvIYZjCH2RFNrAMGWijxGg8s1hyil5GLhHOyecVtNUELMJJj7R7IaZeRkWBGPlz7_3yjnldF0LhrDxxDObrMLB-y5n_hqlP8RP90jByXB-XdRTmck9Cwyl2ArPbuI0jT/s400/P1010336.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194157879028531730" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br />Um excuse me, do you think it'd be ok if we popped some of your bubble rap please?</span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi63iIjsD9IHHyTSIvObXr6B5x6IcpcMxOu9gIO4ByB7AprOq0jEgfB3Md4g9t5NbIwZL8k8vtz6FIr1_wIlTlCZ7BD723mTmQoHCrsehNeLYWQnnsZFyeXuvEfOrqobbpTksBYEE0M4aee/s1600-h/P1010337.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi63iIjsD9IHHyTSIvObXr6B5x6IcpcMxOu9gIO4ByB7AprOq0jEgfB3Md4g9t5NbIwZL8k8vtz6FIr1_wIlTlCZ7BD723mTmQoHCrsehNeLYWQnnsZFyeXuvEfOrqobbpTksBYEE0M4aee/s400/P1010337.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194157891913433634" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br />Um excuse me, does insulation make you itchy too?</span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjN8jEECo6gyjKwSYfYGgKVXUspWjpiGbFid8bCDBvEjieVGFG5nOplH5nd9Gh_p08PxqavFSRtX-maGLZvDqbyJyNBrHpkjBx-7wp_23A-BqI63A5bLd05JhjN1e-eIuJFf-ffjzAWlI6o/s1600-h/P1010338.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjN8jEECo6gyjKwSYfYGgKVXUspWjpiGbFid8bCDBvEjieVGFG5nOplH5nd9Gh_p08PxqavFSRtX-maGLZvDqbyJyNBrHpkjBx-7wp_23A-BqI63A5bLd05JhjN1e-eIuJFf-ffjzAWlI6o/s400/P1010338.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194157900503368242" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br />Um excuse me, have you seen my mom?</span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWk7DLtQE84WTXLh0n1BNbElh2Xz5r_4B6MH0N_SsjPWn2ghp9WobGSqGyDzvzWdEIHIuZtPe3McSkCXnXm3hEV-EnCdc5OuFS4-S9NSpfKI8_J-3BP_8X71-hkGYwrbIrTeWmK4BILgW_/s1600-h/P1010603.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWk7DLtQE84WTXLh0n1BNbElh2Xz5r_4B6MH0N_SsjPWn2ghp9WobGSqGyDzvzWdEIHIuZtPe3McSkCXnXm3hEV-EnCdc5OuFS4-S9NSpfKI8_J-3BP_8X71-hkGYwrbIrTeWmK4BILgW_/s400/P1010603.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194157904798335554" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br />Um excuse me, my name is muscles and my analyst says that why I have anger management problems?</span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEim_G2TG3SSnLWZsr6U_Tv5KqcvN2y4hDjfrnVm9ShLE4If-JrFMGbWcPAH1B-a13bDN_lDMCR7Z3V1hGZCflH1H7X1PZ-mfcQthsvBvU_e-GTLmGkweZm71uNV9xmAP2gkNlDhUGK68oi4/s1600-h/P1010604.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEim_G2TG3SSnLWZsr6U_Tv5KqcvN2y4hDjfrnVm9ShLE4If-JrFMGbWcPAH1B-a13bDN_lDMCR7Z3V1hGZCflH1H7X1PZ-mfcQthsvBvU_e-GTLmGkweZm71uNV9xmAP2gkNlDhUGK68oi4/s400/P1010604.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194157909093302866" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br />Um excuse me, I see you have a double chin you should try curves?<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"> <span style="font-weight: bold;">This shit is straight fire!<br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;">Hit them up on the myspace music<br /><br />My pal Katykraft is nothing short of AMAZING. I think this video explanes it all!<br />If this doesn't persuede you to check her out on the myspace you probably shouldn't be on PostSkunk in the first place!<br /><a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=139312136&MyToken=43b34309-9ae8-4a2e-bc08-cd4b1a9b04eb">Katykraft's Myspace</a><br /><br /><a href="http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=26822611">Check out this video: billy france et katykraft</a></span></span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 15px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-06546360023788764 visible ontop" href="http://lads.myspace.com/videos/vplayer.swf"></a><embed src="http://lads.myspace.com/videos/vplayer.swf" flashvars="m=26822611&v=2&type=video" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="386" width="480"></embed><br /><br /><a href="http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.addToProfileConfirm&videoid=26822611&title=Check%20out%20this%20video:%20billy%20france%20et%20katykraft">Add to My Profile</a> | <a href="http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.home">More Videos</a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">2nd</span> on our musical safari tonight is our old friend electronic musical extraordinar the one the only Party Time 2000. Hit up his new tracks on the myspace they never disappoint (and play <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Champagne</span> one time for me while your there). <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">I'm The One</span> is Stainless, you've done it again cowboy.<br /><a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=103807327&MyToken=0639d9ba-94af-48a9-acd2-49b90684ca99">Part Time 2000 Myspace</a><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span></span></span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://b6.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01088/64/43/1088623446_l.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://b6.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01088/64/43/1088623446_l.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span></span>postskunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17167462850824795368noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6996210871447074792.post-33166072262483761872008-04-22T14:29:00.000-07:002008-04-22T14:33:20.341-07:00ROCK ME GENTLYTHIS IS WHAT MY LIFE IS LIKE.........EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/i8qVM6f9Ogs&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/i8qVM6f9Ogs&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />There must be an ex-WCO on the creative development team over at Jeep?postskunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17167462850824795368noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6996210871447074792.post-2754400373331106532008-04-21T19:17:00.000-07:002008-04-23T22:34:57.758-07:00"we’re taking the sexual fringe community by storm" - eroticfalconry.comThis post is long over due. A week or two ago my good friend Amy, who's so hot right now! turned me on to something my words probably can't do justice. For those of you who don't know me personally, I'm super into falconry, and I hate the whole Ren-fest/ bolly-wood cheesy eastern prince stereotypes that are readily associated with Falconers. It's about time Falconry stepped into the 21st century and picked up a way rad stigma for a change.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjl6qxtjyZDY7NnpFpMAJ7-xziqc6i94p3QQuh7GgKD-43Ol5pDa1RARN0048hj6TD3sEbFhm4V43OcR7HN2oYEsGCYdV3oMOQRaPWj5blQ5CLSmyu1y3gZfSxAIkWF3lOeEXAv18XaigzU/s1600-h/Bondage+Bird.png"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjl6qxtjyZDY7NnpFpMAJ7-xziqc6i94p3QQuh7GgKD-43Ol5pDa1RARN0048hj6TD3sEbFhm4V43OcR7HN2oYEsGCYdV3oMOQRaPWj5blQ5CLSmyu1y3gZfSxAIkWF3lOeEXAv18XaigzU/s400/Bondage+Bird.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5191904361227927954" border="0" /></a><br /><br />EROTICFALCONRY.COM<br /><br />This site is amazing. I'm really excited about the video section that for me, couldn't come soon enough. The stills are pretty fantastic, but the best part by far are the personals. It's a small site so I don't want to give away to much but here's a little sneak peak. Meet Gort the golden eagle, Love Style: Brutal, Likes: Tearing and glaring, Looking for: Women who can shut the fuck up for once in their lives.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHdExmDrWWkd0CKpuVZE8oo3y-0SnQQaB7uQiDbofF3Akldlm9_Gf3KKcoyLvAEIxaKcQnlZ54zGmhWspYMY3K7X9Y49hJnL2oaz7EVA__2d-BrzPO5__aDwVsygsGERkTdQyi5QWL0wgY/s1600-h/Shadowplay.png"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHdExmDrWWkd0CKpuVZE8oo3y-0SnQQaB7uQiDbofF3Akldlm9_Gf3KKcoyLvAEIxaKcQnlZ54zGmhWspYMY3K7X9Y49hJnL2oaz7EVA__2d-BrzPO5__aDwVsygsGERkTdQyi5QWL0wgY/s400/Shadowplay.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5191908346957578658" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUjCj5Bogfw9wAGiFuUqG9QK1OYpWWUnWkIAIB3FQ8mN-tKXKT6mnUTY91TFdz5ycxDvjaOBXFb8Yv5-i5sxcDjWc9nYS2CkrAhQc7H6sx_zgJD9H3sc1a74y1P4RE_a4XfQTlwMKvzdZ0/s1600-h/PhoneFalcon.png"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUjCj5Bogfw9wAGiFuUqG9QK1OYpWWUnWkIAIB3FQ8mN-tKXKT6mnUTY91TFdz5ycxDvjaOBXFb8Yv5-i5sxcDjWc9nYS2CkrAhQc7H6sx_zgJD9H3sc1a74y1P4RE_a4XfQTlwMKvzdZ0/s400/PhoneFalcon.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5191908767864373682" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Go to <a href="http://eroticfalconry.com/Site/Home.html">eroticfalconry.com</a> ........of course!<br /><br />also<br /><br />Check out Amy's work at <a href="http://www.amy-wilson.com/">www.amy-wilson.com</a> it's whats big in '08!<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="line-height: 17px;font-family:'HelveticaNeue','Helvetica Neue','Arial','sans-serif';font-size:12;" ></span></span>postskunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17167462850824795368noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6996210871447074792.post-50003570142836603222008-04-15T11:57:00.000-07:002008-04-15T14:20:34.096-07:00SLACKER!!!!Sorry every one, it's baby season so I've been controlling wildlife with style around the clock. New posts are coming super soon!!!!! Also this weekend I will be filming the POSTSKUNK TV promo's which I'm jumping out of my paper denim jeans about, it's kind of a big deal!!!!!! Hold on to your saddles cowboys and gals, SHITS ABOUT TO GET REAL!!!!!!!<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://animals.timduru.org/dirlist/skunk/skunk-rr9111.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://animals.timduru.org/dirlist/skunk/skunk-rr9111.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>postskunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17167462850824795368noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6996210871447074792.post-83637948889366526132008-03-31T15:31:00.000-07:002008-03-31T17:22:59.729-07:00open air quotes "WHITE NOSE SYNDROME" close air quotes!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgYwmu1ZsYJR5Cvhxwe5mWRfQ9Hcn0l20OdxPI-RsofM-rpx_dysZwmINqBN61fU6fTSjgWbAuGLVtLk3PzZpzL7xwF5zgoo3UmL6KolYB5FNV-ukloY6AMiDWpsR-VJ97xOma0t6cF5sN/s1600-h/20080131_whitenosebat.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgYwmu1ZsYJR5Cvhxwe5mWRfQ9Hcn0l20OdxPI-RsofM-rpx_dysZwmINqBN61fU6fTSjgWbAuGLVtLk3PzZpzL7xwF5zgoo3UmL6KolYB5FNV-ukloY6AMiDWpsR-VJ97xOma0t6cF5sN/s400/20080131_whitenosebat.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184044265807861570" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Over the last few months in New York State, bats have been turning up dead by the thousands with a mysterious "white ring" around their noses. You really got to hand it to the little guys, in a matter of two seasons not only did they managed to make rabies big in 08 with their special guest appearance at SXSW, but now they've become the first wild animal to fully embrace the coolness that accompanies the world of Designer Drugs. I wonder if they all hang around their drug den/bat caves listening to <span style="font-style: italic;">SNOWBLIND </span>while the alpha bat jumps one of the lesser bats and bites his head off in a cracked out attempt to court some of the lady bats. I'm not implying that they died from hittin the slopes a little to hard, I don't go by Coach and I'm not your high school health teacher, But the winter months are cold and many, so I'm sure that it didn't take long before their "man" tossed a few wax-paper baggy free-bees in with the usual order, ya know to take the edge off! Every week my pal, the lovely Brooklynite responsible for the fantastic <a href="http://sheerblog.blogspot.com/">SHEER blog,</a> dedicates a drink to a deserving party. I think for this week (and maybe several weeks to come) I would like to buy a 40 from that illusive dive bar, and drop some on the curb for all my little buddies who kept on going and rode the COOL WAVE all the way into the sunset, we won't forget ya guys. Party on dudes...............Party On.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Shit the Wildlife rehab scene is gonna get bonkers before summers end, you herd it here first kiddies. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />If you want to read more about the research being conducted to help cure white nose syndrome go to:<br /><a href="http://www.ens-newswire.com/ens/jan2008/2008-01-31-094.asp">http://www.ens-newswire.com/ens/jan2008/2008-01-31-094.asp</a></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">And you should also check out one of PostSkunk's favorite blogs, if you didn't catch the link above:<br /><a href="http://sheerblog.blogspot.com/">http://sheerblog.blogspot.com/</a><br /></span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2vwiijGYro3AXYaco6NkeEikPgCxvQ7wB9G9fsy59u1zwJ5XeFZ2-86eaMwpQr0dhEaeIlzRRDUqZxN29RLDGiJde_Aqag4NALGOX72KFsiahL0Qm1oR1Dz6I1U0gCE3aKKXvmoLSq-QK/s1600-h/white_nose_bat.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2vwiijGYro3AXYaco6NkeEikPgCxvQ7wB9G9fsy59u1zwJ5XeFZ2-86eaMwpQr0dhEaeIlzRRDUqZxN29RLDGiJde_Aqag4NALGOX72KFsiahL0Qm1oR1Dz6I1U0gCE3aKKXvmoLSq-QK/s400/white_nose_bat.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184044261512894258" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Sorry guys. I know you live in a deep dark creepy cave and all, but you can call off the search party there are no dragons hiding back there!</span>postskunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17167462850824795368noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6996210871447074792.post-15404614959763863732008-03-28T19:53:00.000-07:002008-03-28T20:30:44.379-07:00Michel Vick's Dog's Are so 2007!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.thedeets.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/beetle-sumo-wrestling.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://www.thedeets.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/beetle-sumo-wrestling.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Sorry Vick, at least when you were the most hated man in America you were still somebody. There's some new kids on the block putting their fists up ready to fight.......all six or more of them. <span style="font-weight: bold;">JAPANESE BUG FIGHTS</span>, the biggest thing to come out of Japan since the 5.6.7.8's! Two Bugs Enter....One Bug Leaves! I have to say this does upset me a little bit, but seriously once you watch one you can't stop.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Some Highlights:</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Round 11:</span> The Blue lobster benches lobster size dumbbells to pump up for fight!<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Round 25: </span></span> The Rhino Beetle and the Emperor Scorpion fight on a log dodging a watery grave at every turn!<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">ANY FIGHT WITH:</span></span> The Japanese Hornet (<span style="font-size:78%;">I Think</span>) in it. He really knows how to FUCK SHIT UP!<br /><br />Check them out at:<br /><a href="http://www.japanesebugfights.com/">japanesebugfights.com</a><br /><br /><br /><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 15px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-0915811392662738 visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/y498-EOf7GM&hl=en"></a><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/y498-EOf7GM&hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/y498-EOf7GM&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><br />Disclaimer: PostSkunk does not advocate harming insects or anything else with an exoskeleton!</span>postskunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17167462850824795368noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6996210871447074792.post-76798630908291708842008-03-23T08:13:00.000-07:002008-03-23T19:11:34.080-07:00EASTER + POSTSKUNK = RABBIT POST!!!!! : A Bunny TributeIt's Easter so you guessed it, PostSkunk's throwing in it's two sense about rabbits. Now as a WCO I don't do much in the way of controlling rabbits, the main reason being......their complete live wires! But never the less, anyone can appreciate how the rabbit has positioned itself in the wonderful world of wildlife, and from what I gather, they do! "FUCKING LIKE RABBITS", the Playboy Bunny, Frank Kozik's smoking bunny signature, the unbearably cute factor, the outshine Jesus on his big day factor, the snuggle factor.......and the list goes on!<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnrrToMa00SRr0DHIca_GRrYm94AB9zuSFokO2DE5fdjDB76KXvb86Bmv948SQTh7Pj3ZLgkyiCJyvVoZ35yvyr8Ce926piMHuwSkIdPqyxzQR_CHLA3-PRM1KdeYHzUhyphenhyphenxWP-PSHyOFw2/s1600-h/arctic-rabbits-boxing-background.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnrrToMa00SRr0DHIca_GRrYm94AB9zuSFokO2DE5fdjDB76KXvb86Bmv948SQTh7Pj3ZLgkyiCJyvVoZ35yvyr8Ce926piMHuwSkIdPqyxzQR_CHLA3-PRM1KdeYHzUhyphenhyphenxWP-PSHyOFw2/s400/arctic-rabbits-boxing-background.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180965195163424498" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br />"FUCKING LIKE RABBITS"</span><br />Scenario: Your living in an apartment. Several times, every night you here bed post's breaking dry wall and frantic adult themed moans. To a friend or coworker you describe your neighbors actions by saying " they never stop......_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _? it goes on all night every night".<br />responsibility for the cliche alone, holds major bragging rights!<br />Well done my friend........Well done<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://static.flickr.com/40/87663635_8d8431ae9e.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://static.flickr.com/40/87663635_8d8431ae9e.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">The Kozik Bunny</span><br />It manages to make it's way into almost every issue of Juxtapoz, one way or another. In many circles it's pretty well recognized, and of course Kozik's totally Rad.<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.case.edu/artsci/womn/pinup/playboy_4/steinem/steinem_full/a_gloria_steinem_as_playboy_bunnie.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://www.case.edu/artsci/womn/pinup/playboy_4/steinem/steinem_full/a_gloria_steinem_as_playboy_bunnie.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Aside from the, trashy in a bad way, tramp stamps that seem to run rampant in the lovely state of New Jersey.....I think the Playboy bunny deserves a lot of credit. It might not be as cool as the FOX Magazine fox, but that has more to do with how tame Playboy is then the bunny itself. Hue Hefner is really pretty amazing guy, he's kind of like the Edouard Manet of the 20th and 21st century.......yea I said it!!!<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4ReD5brJAyasP_MJJIdsPtwvsRbYbE3wqC_p_J8f8mk79_v-IokYR_lorv1WB2Q6Sq5XfaXx5hpPY4ZAhl_INn4FfMA6x_iYGdaUwj_x1zyJhy4_d9kfXC3bEbrGPU3jXE4cn2pECGgda/s1600-h/carl-szmolinsky-breeds-big-rabbits.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4ReD5brJAyasP_MJJIdsPtwvsRbYbE3wqC_p_J8f8mk79_v-IokYR_lorv1WB2Q6Sq5XfaXx5hpPY4ZAhl_INn4FfMA6x_iYGdaUwj_x1zyJhy4_d9kfXC3bEbrGPU3jXE4cn2pECGgda/s400/carl-szmolinsky-breeds-big-rabbits.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180980206074124034" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Today, Bunnies are Bigger the Jesus</span><br />Sure Jesus died, 2008 years ago today, for our sin's but come on.....did he ever bring us CANDY!<br />I don't know about you, but I've never herd of a fish and loaves of bread hunt?<br /><span style="font-size:78%;">(Me and Leann were having this argument last night........Looks like I WIN!!!)</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/i-has-a-bunny.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/i-has-a-bunny.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">The Cute/Snuggle factor is pretty self explanatory</span><br />Here are a few visual aids.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTCQaive10uFc5-3xunDMJn8jbDuxFxO2X2I3xdlTIuuAiICn3uCrn3zzxk7WYxlVCIsNjHY1GEPAbmHXHZe-furMc-HcQXSLQnw9vVDp3wb1a-rqaBxCnvs_fBlZuZ2x5ch5F0CuUw5AO/s1600-h/ebony1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTCQaive10uFc5-3xunDMJn8jbDuxFxO2X2I3xdlTIuuAiICn3uCrn3zzxk7WYxlVCIsNjHY1GEPAbmHXHZe-furMc-HcQXSLQnw9vVDp3wb1a-rqaBxCnvs_fBlZuZ2x5ch5F0CuUw5AO/s400/ebony1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180983002097833746" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Maybe it's just me, but I think this rabbit is adorable!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifpG3P8OM7E7a48-JcGl4OlXkkPpyBjFT1ns_a4M4gL7-BeqLhJDuGkeDio1d1QZQiVbHdYnVuc_v5wAzztedvY25ezGU8tztmx4JIgVohdsGQeiVGIr7JLiamZsQgqZmOMauhzkSnKcjF/s1600-h/whitebunny2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifpG3P8OM7E7a48-JcGl4OlXkkPpyBjFT1ns_a4M4gL7-BeqLhJDuGkeDio1d1QZQiVbHdYnVuc_v5wAzztedvY25ezGU8tztmx4JIgVohdsGQeiVGIr7JLiamZsQgqZmOMauhzkSnKcjF/s400/whitebunny2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5180983006392801058" border="0" /></a><br /><br />I added this one because it reminds me of an old friends....Coolest rabbit ever! I still have chew holes in the crotches of all my old sweat pants from Frankie Teardrop, who was named for my favorite suicide song!!!postskunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17167462850824795368noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6996210871447074792.post-21244435845706612852008-03-17T14:13:00.000-07:002008-03-23T14:15:52.365-07:00Case Study: PostSkunk Release ProcedureA lot of you have probably thought to yourselves, "boy this guy really took that importance of proper attire while handling skunks, joke and ran with it!" and I can understand the skepticism. A lot of people don't believe in the concept of DRESS FOR SUCCESS but I DO! I just took it one step further and applied it to the no hold bar presumably, unpredictable world of wildlife handling. The thought came to me some time ago when observing a skunk wandering around a clients yard. It was throwing out this, don't hate me because I'm beautiful/to cool for skool vibe, in the general direction of these, <span style="font-style: italic;">getting my Corona on, blond frosted hair, Abercrombie board short wearing bro-skys who were playing dispatch covers with their bongos and an acoustic guitar,</span> on the deck next door. Before I even noticed how put off the skunk was by this offensive display, I myself threw up a little bit in my mouth. I took a good look at the skunk and its distinguishing black & white coat. Then it hit me like a ton of bricks, every hipster girl I've ever dated (or for that matter, wanted to date) always gravitated towards this same color scheme.......shit the black and white outfit is basically the cornerstone for the hipster way of life. AND SO THE EXPERIMENT WAS BORN!!<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">The following photo set was a case study I did today to support my theory's on the PostSkunks reaction to the Modern/ Gen-Y WCO.</span></span><br />(click on photos to enlarge)<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjR9WEVlt9GukkmmzgoeKpadGnhKwHW1TIdzyuO4wmgKxfmabnGQH3G7ib1ARnVata3kzosrkCpA8Tz1n0OYGk_tJNG7cpeJO3-rVQCL05YZhDXEzGZneYvG9sD39UnJQhyphenhyphenOXoA_xIHDxbI/s1600-h/A.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjR9WEVlt9GukkmmzgoeKpadGnhKwHW1TIdzyuO4wmgKxfmabnGQH3G7ib1ARnVata3kzosrkCpA8Tz1n0OYGk_tJNG7cpeJO3-rVQCL05YZhDXEzGZneYvG9sD39UnJQhyphenhyphenOXoA_xIHDxbI/s400/A.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5178824054268750258" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">PHOTO 1<br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;" id="caption"><span id="ctl00_cpMain_UserViewPictureControl_ImageListings1_dlImageList_ctl00_lblCaption">Case Study: PostSkunk Release Procedure</span></span><br /></span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuucSZXFAfG4CEnkp19eC781eFmOx4sn7dMdj-rgFFjV8RNL1MdU4WQ58caqcCokxYB6WRNClmymhJwEsTZCOZvTXAzaIE17l71hxJ28QXHYrYCsrfdrRlQT6_tFrX2edALCZX3yc5tv1W/s1600-h/B_postskunk+relese+2.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuucSZXFAfG4CEnkp19eC781eFmOx4sn7dMdj-rgFFjV8RNL1MdU4WQ58caqcCokxYB6WRNClmymhJwEsTZCOZvTXAzaIE17l71hxJ28QXHYrYCsrfdrRlQT6_tFrX2edALCZX3yc5tv1W/s400/B_postskunk+relese+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5178825265449527746" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">PHOTO 2<br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;" id="caption"><span id="ctl00_cpMain_UserViewPictureControl_ImageListings1_dlImageList_ctl01_lblCaption">Exhibit A: Notice the Tortoise Shell Wayfarer's & the Cowboy Neckerchief<br /><br /></span></span></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdbcQpW3eoGsaVTnIThruwOeEXDPEx3Xy3Xz8oObA314UoqY7m5Cs6Q5xeYZWjb5UJq6xholXNyj0rXbpUnvnwQk0LaI6AKprz_0sIMhx3igy33YQXspeVNbwPoA5YsUnKz1j5p9fSIcNV/s1600-h/C_postskunk_release_1JPG.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdbcQpW3eoGsaVTnIThruwOeEXDPEx3Xy3Xz8oObA314UoqY7m5Cs6Q5xeYZWjb5UJq6xholXNyj0rXbpUnvnwQk0LaI6AKprz_0sIMhx3igy33YQXspeVNbwPoA5YsUnKz1j5p9fSIcNV/s400/C_postskunk_release_1JPG.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5178825274039462354" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">PHOTO 3<br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;" id="caption"><span id="ctl00_cpMain_UserViewPictureControl_ImageListings1_dlImageList_ctl02_lblCaption">PostSkunk Cautiously emerges from trap to observe her surroundings</span></span></span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZI5lCcHNXQl8X_Ny2xguZvs7vXlS-Es5_lmksrUUzKTMfiLxqpy3nLQtikm4XgwVqbM9ytodZL0FSA7LfONnt6rrnC36gU8M__DTX_AdqeW-5grL2wVIGmc67esqJ2dZAyHoJKnRtep94/s1600-h/D.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZI5lCcHNXQl8X_Ny2xguZvs7vXlS-Es5_lmksrUUzKTMfiLxqpy3nLQtikm4XgwVqbM9ytodZL0FSA7LfONnt6rrnC36gU8M__DTX_AdqeW-5grL2wVIGmc67esqJ2dZAyHoJKnRtep94/s400/D.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5178825282629396962" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">PHOTO 4</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;" id="caption"><span id="ctl00_cpMain_UserViewPictureControl_ImageListings1_dlImageList_ctl03_lblCaption">Exhibit B: Notice Reaction to typical Myspace self portrait pose</span></span></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXm7K7aNK50Nlvh85WDsT5_PFgZ3XPwn_gm4At-YOpuDmlfoYcPZCSUGCHv5bibV2f2suS51ENllTxHEcmxWKkSgtezYcgRsKwkmvYyyD0EfqjKlq2pbq69lGeQt62B4nsbz4xIhBjgnSk/s1600-h/E.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXm7K7aNK50Nlvh85WDsT5_PFgZ3XPwn_gm4At-YOpuDmlfoYcPZCSUGCHv5bibV2f2suS51ENllTxHEcmxWKkSgtezYcgRsKwkmvYyyD0EfqjKlq2pbq69lGeQt62B4nsbz4xIhBjgnSk/s400/E.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5178825295514298866" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">PHOTO 5</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;" id="caption"><span id="ctl00_cpMain_UserViewPictureControl_ImageListings1_dlImageList_ctl04_lblCaption">PostSkunk lingers & does a double take to admire her captors Style Sense</span></span></span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidQNPQERcr56otgkicLaoq_tyx7s8SyhK-xdhzcJR72JslTXUlYeD1ihd_giCqox8TdPVK-r1ypzjW7ApOD4yMr9MFOJ5v68xIkbCAForfVse-5XTgsFSN-X2xkzZPZYA9eookJ4Lwqsaz/s1600-h/F_postskunk+relese+3.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidQNPQERcr56otgkicLaoq_tyx7s8SyhK-xdhzcJR72JslTXUlYeD1ihd_giCqox8TdPVK-r1ypzjW7ApOD4yMr9MFOJ5v68xIkbCAForfVse-5XTgsFSN-X2xkzZPZYA9eookJ4Lwqsaz/s400/F_postskunk+relese+3.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5178825316989135362" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">PHOTO 6</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;" id="caption"><span id="ctl00_cpMain_UserViewPictureControl_ImageListings1_dlImageList_ctl05_lblCaption">Findings: PostSkunk has positive reaction to the modern/Gen-Y WCO<br /></span></span></span>postskunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17167462850824795368noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6996210871447074792.post-84021648187988276092008-03-13T20:35:00.000-07:002008-03-13T22:13:27.812-07:00Rabies!!! The next big thing to come out of SXSW!!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.ccac.ca/en/CCAC_Programs/ETCC/Images/RabiesSuspectSign.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://www.ccac.ca/en/CCAC_Programs/ETCC/Images/RabiesSuspectSign.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />The other day my best good friend, and member of the overnight sensation COMPLETE LIVEWIRE EUROPEAN ~~ Party Time Machine, sent me a link to a Brooklyn vegan post about a rabies scare at SXSW. This made my year, shit this might just beat out risking life and limb to save that fuckin goose from the 28 degree Raritan last month!! This should very well be the start of WCO's rightfully becoming the next top priority on the scenestars radar. Cut Copy, Yeasayer, Simian Mobile Disco, R.E.M, Rachel Ray's after party (not some hip band name, the actual event) and now RABIES making a memorable cameo at Texas's no holds bar city wide hipsterrific music festival. I see Rabies being as big as say Vampire Weekend is right now, mark my words by this time next months instead of hearing Mansard Roof at the beginning and end of every Real World Road Rules challenge commercial break, MTV is going to just play video and sound clips of day 6 thew 10 rabies infected dog and/or raccoons!!!! This has so many marketable features, like take for instance the fact that 60,000 people a year die from rabies in Asia & Africa (and those are only the documented cases) because they have no legitimate Animal Control Officer program in place or rabies prevention plan. Bono's going to be all over this shit and I'm sure Angelina and Brad won't be far behind. Just make sure you Remember who the original Gen-Y Bad Boy - Cutting Edge culture/lifestyle aficionado (bla bla bla....verbally jerk myself off some more...bla bla) Wildlife/Animal Control Officer Operator was, Kids! I wonder if this could get me the kind of celebrity it takes to get invited to Flavor Country, Marlboro's Corporate Ranch retreat for Philip Morris executives. I don't know about you guys but I'm super excited to see how this all pans out!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">CHECK OUT:</span> <span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">COMPLETE LIVEWIRE EUROPEAN</span></span> on myspace<br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/completelivewireeuropean">http://www.myspace.com/completelivewireeuropean</a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://a730.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/107/l_fb0f73772e7a873cd0fa69cee4949a71.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://a730.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/107/l_fb0f73772e7a873cd0fa69cee4949a71.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />THE FLIER THAT STARTED IT ALL!!!!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music/rabiesalert.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music/rabiesalert.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />If anyone is at SXSW and reads this post while their, please please please......grab a copy of one of these fliers of a telephone pole or where ever for me!!!!........I'll give the first person who gets me a legitimate original copy of this flier a <span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >free POSTSKUNK T-SHIRT</span> I'll even make it the Glow Cat One!!!!!!!<span style="font-size:78%;"> </span><span style="font-size:78%;">(as soon as they get printed)</span>postskunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17167462850824795368noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6996210871447074792.post-7227956501813532642008-03-09T16:34:00.001-07:002008-03-09T17:05:26.203-07:00OMG POSTSKUNK!!!!!CLICK ME!!!<br />CLICK ME!!!<br />CLICK ME!!!!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0b0_0udUhDSPPUL0cmPFkmabMbEZTFx9rUb3W9eKuvdTKwUXxfJVLD75YIodcu0y2uhkBqVPQ1E90d3EyydyDS6XugjaPEQmUWIIbd3YC31itFJoVkRS4Xfc151Q-ZPzqd4tf597EJaTv/s1600-h/omg_postskunk.gif"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0b0_0udUhDSPPUL0cmPFkmabMbEZTFx9rUb3W9eKuvdTKwUXxfJVLD75YIodcu0y2uhkBqVPQ1E90d3EyydyDS6XugjaPEQmUWIIbd3YC31itFJoVkRS4Xfc151Q-ZPzqd4tf597EJaTv/s400/omg_postskunk.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5175889758381926818" border="0" /></a><br />FUCK DOES THIS WORK ON ANYONES COMPUTER WITHOUT CLICKING ON IT!!!!!<br />There goes a half hour of my life spent on them god dame animated gif's!!!!<br />technology...figures!!!!postskunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17167462850824795368noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6996210871447074792.post-10933800448115052862008-03-09T12:20:00.000-07:002008-03-09T15:07:24.268-07:00Fun With Mammal Tracks & Signs: An invaluable resource for wildlife enthusiasts and beginning or experienced trackersVSOP stains on the rug, urine on the walls, some dude shooting a crucifix gun on the wide screen, twists/rope/tube shaped scat permeating in the top part of the toilet?<br /><br />Before today you might have been scratching your head thinking, "who did this?"<br />But don't fret, with a little practice next time you might be able to point that finger with stern confidence!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >LESSON ONE: Identifying the aftermath of the North American PostSkunk</span><br />(answerers at bottom of page.....good luck!)<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Click on image to make it bigger</span> <span style="font-size:78%;">(when I tried to make this pic bigger on the post it got all pixelated)<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:180%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpAPHq8BnDgxDiMNq5XzUTQP0E_6e3lQxd-gUX-Qrt_JXIauPH2KeL6lA_IOmgLJLOEsLi4EZUeA3V8Sk1bF7wc5xZnlU1KZmtkaAuiHIMtuLeDFaEPP8UpvaW8dPxDYt40qMeYau66SFR/s1600-h/good_b.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpAPHq8BnDgxDiMNq5XzUTQP0E_6e3lQxd-gUX-Qrt_JXIauPH2KeL6lA_IOmgLJLOEsLi4EZUeA3V8Sk1bF7wc5xZnlU1KZmtkaAuiHIMtuLeDFaEPP8UpvaW8dPxDYt40qMeYau66SFR/s400/good_b.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5175831634589510034" border="0" /></a></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />ANSWERS:<br /><br />1) stsaC rebbuR Tnirp tooF knukStsoP<br /><br />2) tcaS knukStsoP<br /><br />3) sllehS mrowrepuS daeD & ttuB tereggiC dekomS<br /><br />4) DVD noitidE laicepS niatnuoM yloH s'yksworodoJ ordnajelA<br /><br />5) snabyaR llehS ssitroT erafyaW<br /><br />6) taH noitaicossA yrnoclaF etatS kroY weN arE weN ytfiF95 noitidE detemiL<br /><br />7) kooB daeH pohS /spohS deaH yhtraCcM luaP<br /><br />8) enizagaM ERRAZIB fO eussI tnerruC<br /><br />9) 004 tfarknerK - noitaN eibmoZ gnitsalB elffuhS doPi<br /><br />10) sfaerB delioS<br /><br />11) llaB ocsiD retsmaH siH nI nO doPi siH gnitteG telkcihC<br /><br />12) snoitidE sbocaJ craM X sanV looksdlO latemnuG /etihW</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />(Hopefully you fingered out the answers are backwards, Good Luck!!!)</span>postskunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17167462850824795368noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6996210871447074792.post-42474586693004077242008-03-03T15:48:00.000-08:002008-03-04T05:26:45.941-08:00I'm well aware that reptiles rule, I was not aware they rule the world<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://content.ytmnd.com/content/2/f/5/2f588e3a97b4fb65f691db12d0e915ae.gif"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://content.ytmnd.com/content/2/f/5/2f588e3a97b4fb65f691db12d0e915ae.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />David Icke isn't your average aging soccer hooligan, he also offers the answer to why many people are born with tails. Apparently Bob Hope, the Bush's, the Royal Family of England, Al Gore, and Boxcar Willie among others are really blood sucking reptiles. I really enjoy this theory/am crossing my fingers, if this is true WCOs like me will be the equivalent to future John Conner from T2. That would be fucking rad. So these reptiles make up the majority of the most important people in the world. Al Gore is definitely a Lizard man. This makes sense because, being totally intolerable to listen to makes him the perfect candidate to inform the world about global warming. Reptiles love the sun like a whole lot, it's a fact. David regularly speaks to audiences of around 1000 and even more when he is on TV, also his books sell like they're going out of style, so apparently this guy is some what credible (or thats just me hoping really hard that I get the chance to lead the anti giant reptile rulers underground resistance, or the AGRRUR as I just now named it).<br /><br />The Major problem this guy and his organization is facing is...... the Anti Defamation League? I just finished watching this 50 minute youtube video his site had a link to, thats main focus was on the ADL trying to shut him down. The ADL's major argument against Icke is... "that when David says 12 foot lizards secretly rule the world, what he really means is that Jews secretly rule the world". The part I enjoyed most about the movie was that they must have introduced the question "When David Icke says lizards does he really mean lizards?" like 40 times in a really dramatic voice. Also the ADL brought up the fact that the neo natzi unit combat 18 attended one of his lectures once in London this one time, and they gave him a "glowing review". Also I thought it was funny latter on in the video, when this guy from the ADL in Vancouver at this meeting about shutting his book signings and radio appearances down says "I bet this guy is a holocaust denier, I can't back that up but I bet he is". What ever happened to the good old days when Mel Gibson was getting all the heat....... sigh.<br /><br />Alright enough with the criticizing the ADL, I like Jews especially hot ones, I like the hot ones the best! So lets get back to whats important, Reptile Judgment Day. "<span style="font-style: italic;">it's gonna feel pretty fucking real to you too. Anybody not wearing 2 million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day. Get it?</span>", because reptiles like it real hot remember. Oh man I wonder if I'm gonna get one of those really sexy post-apocalyptic girlfriends like the mute chick in Planet of the Apes or any of the sexy girls that tag along with Snake Plissken in Escape From New York & LA. Or maybe I'll get an ally with benefits like Grace Jones in Conan or someone really awesome I can't even think of yet! The only question now is how soon is this shit going down, or should I say when are WCO's gonna start saving the world?<br /><span style="font-size:78%;">(thank's Amy)</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.themaskedblogger.com/images/gorn.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://www.themaskedblogger.com/images/gorn.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.am-jam.com/images/2007Tattoo/LizardMan/tattoo-expo-07-set-1-095.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://www.am-jam.com/images/2007Tattoo/LizardMan/tattoo-expo-07-set-1-095.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Click below for David Icke's website<br /><a href="http://www.davidicke.com/index.php/">www.davidicke.com</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18tRLhMMnNc&feature=related">Click here</a> for the 50 minute youtube video discussed above<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg86rRlIUoAQMFXSG2JPhtMLwY60EE-44wF_7NpZ8B_GU4gJV5lHvoUaagEns1Nhyphenhyphen3ZOYZz4w99uXwq-xNkD3ZW5QtlZtiNUHQNiL6Ffn86juFVN_pEXXvpWvQETMm5WxYd9fZT7vkQoWRl/s400/lizard+man.jpg"><br /></a>postskunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17167462850824795368noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6996210871447074792.post-27887024280363744372008-03-01T18:25:00.001-08:002008-03-01T19:03:56.145-08:00BRACE YOURSELF!!!<span style="font-size:130%;">SNEAK PEEK!<br />PostSkunk wear coming soon<br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">Here is a first look at two of, possibly as many as, six designs I'm releasing by the end of the month. There will be a very limited number of them available. How limited depends on you. <span style="font-size:130%;">LEAVE COMMENTS</span> if you want one. Seriously you guys have control over this one.</span><br /></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXCLCzSnUTKLJ8SQskEmQzh9uRgvcpKpPrJTkD2AjUecOjgJWEQSuouNQq4YXi5OwOKaHmdjGlPSI2McPKwOmSIvAAsjysMjockd2atSRWFJQSeJIinLp1tslQ8gMgNONoDUBUUQSd8ZsL/s1600-h/catchin_skunks.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXCLCzSnUTKLJ8SQskEmQzh9uRgvcpKpPrJTkD2AjUecOjgJWEQSuouNQq4YXi5OwOKaHmdjGlPSI2McPKwOmSIvAAsjysMjockd2atSRWFJQSeJIinLp1tslQ8gMgNONoDUBUUQSd8ZsL/s400/catchin_skunks.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5172965747254210226" border="0" /></a><br />Are you a WCO,... Got money, Want to let everyone to know it?<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8gRz_Ic5FKi5MgEsTNVaHs_cV4f4Elt61uQHVgoPLPBysOQdOOOqrtq01GPFgxLRex3FUgWknjxDdkEkqFpO-haV83MI4WlUqnYV0mocDkffi8UUmxxJGkwZBhUcA9cBan9le0HFjCD4D/s1600-h/glowcat_t-shirts.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8gRz_Ic5FKi5MgEsTNVaHs_cV4f4Elt61uQHVgoPLPBysOQdOOOqrtq01GPFgxLRex3FUgWknjxDdkEkqFpO-haV83MI4WlUqnYV0mocDkffi8UUmxxJGkwZBhUcA9cBan9le0HFjCD4D/s400/glowcat_t-shirts.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5172965657059896994" border="0" /></a><br />GLOW CAT SHIRT!!! Don't have a couple of thuosand to spend on a glow cat? Don't even have the 3500$ for a Bottega Veneta bag? Don't worry PostSkunk has you covered.<br />(Cat face glows in the dark!!!!)<br /><br />By the time you see these on CobraSnake & Last Nights Party they'll be totally sold out. Stay tunned for updates on availability.postskunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17167462850824795368noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6996210871447074792.post-57761352004443930252008-02-28T20:24:00.000-08:002008-02-29T05:10:37.376-08:00Gay fruit flies, I bet that scientist is awesome at party's<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.berkeley.edu/news/media/releases/2002/07/images/fruitflies.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 587px; height: 296px;" src="http://www.berkeley.edu/news/media/releases/2002/07/images/fruitflies.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />First things first I'm gonna try to leave the overwhelming Irony alone, with this one. So according to a study published in the journal <span style="font-style: italic;">Nature Neuroscience </span>there is a gene that can be manipulated in fruit flies that will make them "gender blind". These GB males treat other males just the same as they would a female, including getting down with them. Here's another example of the kind of tolerant representatives of the animal kingdom this new millennium of ours has been waiting for. Unofficially the LOGO network has bought the rights to this research in hopes of producing the reality based show<span style="font-style: italic;"> Queer Gene For The Straight Guy, </span>taking this whole metro-sexual craze to the next level. I didn't read anything about taking gay fruit flies and making them straight, just taking straight ones and switching them back and forth. Sorry bible pushers looks like this isn't that solution you've been waiting for after all, so keep up the good work with those "Gods will" help groups for all those "confused souls". Maybe if you pray really hard it really might happen for you next time.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.news.wisc.edu/newsphotos/images/fruit_fly_mont-droso04.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 279px; height: 511px;" src="http://www.news.wisc.edu/newsphotos/images/fruit_fly_mont-droso04.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Here are some example of Gender Blind fruit flies that are exploring the world of High Fashionpostskunkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17167462850824795368noreply@blogger.com1